when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

teatattoo:

i thought 1dworld was like an amusement park where you could ride harry styles for $39.95 but i guess it’s just a store fuck that

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

hi I made an about me page

lnnea:

I said something once and it didn’t really go very well

plenilune:

how to make friend not sad

• tell joke?
• give thing?
• follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
• say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
• stare at them until the sad falls off?

I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains